zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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This’ll be cool, right? He’ll still be around. He hasn’t left town yet and I can give him this hellbeast #$@&! of a cat back to him.

(Source: danverskate)

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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

(Source: deaglefifty)

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sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco)

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gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

i lost five followers for posting this

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senpai-aleksandr:

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

This reminds me of Aleks and Dan… heaaalp..

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loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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